1. punkkidcatholic:

    if yr atheism involves belittling people’s faith and attempting to prove to everyone that god doesn’t exist don’t talk to me don’t come near me don’t breathe on me thanks

    (Source: churchrat, via beneduck-cucumberpatch)

  2. eldritchnightmarefuel:

    nohetero:

    ilistenedin:

    brbimpoopin:

    Florida.

    But really

    this is what the giant triple gaybow looked like the other night. above it was all shit and under it was a beautiful sunny day

    This means the new Thor is a trans woman lesbian.

    (Source: looo-ch, via beneduck-cucumberpatch)

  3. theauthoryperson:

    egberts:

    i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

    and here you are

    (via swingingfrom-mars)

  4. gamsee:

    forevertheuke:

    ipissedinyourmountaindew:

    Real satellite imagery from NASA

    We are killing out planet.

    No
    That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

    no thats our dying planet have some respect

    (via swingingfrom-mars)

  5. cestpapillon:

    krampuslips:

    foxes are the most important animals on earth

    im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

    (Source: cineraria, via stellarias-keeper)

    dukeofmegadeus:

    myinnerfrankcastle:

    Remember when floppy disks could save/destroy the world?

    1MB was a dangerous thing

    (via beneduck-cucumberpatch)

  6. wanderinginthetardis:

    burqalicious:

    THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

    image

    (Source: maahammy, via stellarias-keeper)

  7. whosaprettypolyglot:

    maskedlinguist:

    lindentreeisle:

    acepalindrome:

    robotwithhumanhairpt50:

    notmysecret:

    i…

    Fuck

    Actually, ‘fall’ has its origins as an Anglo-Saxon word, and was popularized for use to denote the season around the 16th century from the poetic term ‘the fall of leaf.’ In the language that would develop after 1066, words that were coded as being common or lowly generally had Anglo-Saxon roots while the ‘educated’ words of the elite had French and Latin roots. This is why, even in modern English, we use ‘cow,’ which has an Anglo-Saxon origin, for the animal out in the field and ‘beef,’ which has a French origin, for the food to be consumed. The poor handle the animal while the rich eat the meat, and that is reflected in the language. The language of the conquerors was elevated while the language of the conquered was made base and common. If ‘autumn’ sounds smarter than ‘fall,’ that is only the linguistic snobbery of history talking.

    LINGUISTIC BITCHSLAP.

    Thank you. I was too lazy to find my post.

    Fun related fact - the meaning of the word “November” in several Slavic languages (and “October” in Croatian because fuck you that’s why) - variations on listopad - is also named for falling leaves, list being “leaf” and pad being “fall”.

    (Source: pleatedjeans, via beneduck-cucumberpatch)