1. $25 tip from some dude who was high off his ass. Love life.

  2. gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

    time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

    douglasmurphy:

    rainbowcoffin:

    c-h-0-w:

    nightwife:

    Always reblog

    Woah

    well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
    sounds to me like he was asking for it

    Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

    If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

    I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

    (Source: suzziepsyche, via vodkaslumber)

  3. veronicassmars:

    tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking

    "why is everyone so white"

    "why is everyone straight"

    (via amazon-jupiter)

    (Source: propanepimp, via amazon-jupiter)

    thefrogman:

    There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

    Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

    (via amazon-jupiter)

  4. ustayclassy:

    My masterpiece of a tweet

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    (Source: shardwick, via heart)

  5. marauders4evr:

    "Fake gamer girls…"

    Oh, I’m sorry you spend ten years getting EVERY SINGLE SPATULA IN BATTLE FOR BIKINI BOTTOM!?

    DIDN’T THINK SO!

  6. halinacrown:

    official-canadianjesus:

    roman-sunshine:

    Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

    Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

    image

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